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Hey, Check out this hilarious joke: One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, “If you firmed this up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said “You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra.” This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman and your brother.”

I often hear people say “her smile, her personality lights up the whole room.” I never understood, or liked that phrase. To me, it never really seemed to make sense. Until I meet this girl. She lived next door to me. She originally was friends with my sister, but she grew a liking to me. we became best friends, and when ever I’m coming home on the bus, i see her doing cartwheels and round offs in the front yard in her pink shirt and matching head band. no matter what kind of day I’m having, she makes me smile… it has always been this way but i realized one day recently when i came home from a day of in school suspension and i saw her, she had stopped what she was doing jumped up and down waving to me, as if her life depended on it. it made me feel better. it always makes me feel better, so i try to be that kind of person for other people. the one that makes them smile or laugh. or just happy when I’m around. and maybe you should try to, so we have a handful of wonderful people.